I haven’t blogged in a while; I’ve been busy. Byron read a blonde joke and decided to test it out.:
Q: How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
A: Write “flip this over” on both sides of a piece of paper.
Good one! I only wish he hadn’t taped the note to the refrigerator.
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.” When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nodded, “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.” “From hunger, you mean?”, asked the doctor.” “No, from all that skipping.”
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: It said “concentrate”
Sunday morning is just around the corner. I think tomorrow’s service will be especially significant for many people. I’m praying that God moves in an awesome way. Then, tomorrow evening we’re having a C3 “Memorial Day Picnic”. I’m looking forward to being able to hang-out and meet some new people. It’s going to be a blast! – there will be cool stuff for kids (and blondes – like, face-painting and balloon animals). Come out and join us, and tell me your best blonde joke (5:30-8:30 p.m. @ the C3 campus). Hope to see you there!
Gotta run – that fridge won’t flip itself!